why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something?
what the fuck is sex
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up