MY DARLING BOO BOO SWEET CHERUB BUNS

likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Gamergate
Innocent gamer boy man: Wow I can't wait for another day of shoving NES cartridges up my asshole
Mean angry sjw feminazi: I  am  femmebot6000. 
My  pronouns  are  straw/strawman/
strawself.
Gaemer guy: Holy fuck
SJW: I  am  here  to  delete  all  your 
video  games  forever...  Unless 
they're  Gone  Home! 
Prepare  to  have  fun  eradicated!
Gamer: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
*Sjw sends a virus to poor gamer's computer called ANITA_SARSLEEZYAN.exe
Gamer tries to open up steam.... but instead there's a popup that says "steam, more like steaming pile of shit!!!!!!"
Gamer [crying]: why would youo do this mean thing?
SJW [with an illuminati pyramid for a face]: Because  I  am  a 
gender  witch  and  I  hate  fun!
Mario [turning towards the camera and lowering his hat while a tear rolls down his face]: It's-a game over.

methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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dragondicks:

dragondicks:

dragondicks:

askdeserteagle said: when tunic apparel came out, they looked so silly on dragons that people started using them to shame dragons that made 1-egg nests. i suggest you buy a couple tunics :v

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BEHOLD
THE SHAME ROBE

dikdiksupremacy said: What I don’t get is why someone would want to use tunics for dragon shaming in a game that sells fedoras

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SHAME

update: the singular egg hatched

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

sh1ttt-happens:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until then, have a day.

i needed this.